急求一篇英语短文带翻译,2分钟左右,最好是关于娱乐的.加油啊,同志们..

急求一篇英语短文带翻译,2分钟左右,最好是关于娱乐的.加油啊,同志们..

Television
Television - the most pervasive and persuasive of modern technologies,marked by rapid change and growth -- is moving into a new era,an era of extraordinary sophistication and versatility,which promises to reshape
our lives and our world.It is an electronic revolution of sorts,made possible by the marriage of television and computer technologies.
The word "television",derived from its Greek (tele:distant) and Latin (visio:sight) roots,can literally be interpreted as sight from a distance.Very simply put,it works in this way:through a sophisticated system of electronics,television provides the capability of converting an image(focused on a special photoconductive plate within a camera) into
electronic impulses,which can be sent through a wire or cable.These impulses,when fed into a receiver (television set),can then be electronically reconstituted into that same image.
Television is more than just an electronic system,however.It is a means of expression,as well as a vehicle for communication,and as such becomes a powerful tool for reaching other human beings.
The field of television can be divided into two categories determined by its means of transmission.First,there is broadcast television,which reaches the masses through broad-based airwave transmission of television signals.Second,there is nonbroadcast television,which provides for the needs of individuals or specific
interest groups through controlled transmission techniques.
Traditionally,television has been a medium of the masses.We are most familiar with broadcast television because it has been with us for about thirty-seven years in a form similar to what exists today.During
those years,it has been controlled,for the most part,by the broadcast networks,ABC,NBC,and CBS,who have been the major purveyors of news,information,and entertainment.These giants of broadcasting have actually shaped not only television but our perception of it as well.We have come to look upon the picture tube as a source of entertainment,placing our role in this dynamic medium as the passive viewer.
电视电视--以快速变化与发展为标志的最普遍、最具有影响力的一项现代技术,正在步 入一个极端复杂化与多样化的新时代.
这个时代承诺重新塑造我们的生活和我们的世界.这可以称得上是又一次电子革命,其关键在于电视技术与计算机技术的结合."电视"这个词 来源于希腊语词根(tele：远)和拉丁语词根(vision：景象),可以从字面上理解为来自远处的 景象.
简单说来,电视是以这种方式工作的,通过一个复杂的电子系统,电视能够将一幅 图像(这幅图像被聚焦在一部摄像机内的一块特殊的光导底片上)转换成能经过导线或电缆 发送出去的电子脉冲信号.
当这些电子脉冲信号被输入一部接收机(电视机)时,就可以用 电子学的方法把脉冲信号重新恢复成同一幅图像.但是,电视不仅仅是一个电子系统,它还是一种表达工具和传播渠道.因此,电视成了一个对其他人发生影响的强大工具.电视这 个领域可以根据其发射方式分为两类.
第一类为广播电视,通过电视信号的宽带无线电波 发射展现在大众面前；第二类为非广播电视,使用受控的发射技术来满足个人以及某些特殊利益群体的需要.电视早已成为大众媒介.我们熟悉广播电视,因为广播电视已经以类似 目前的方式存在了大约 37 年.
在那些年头中,电视绝大部分一直由 ABC、NBC、CBS 这 些广播电视公司控制着,这些广播电视公司一直是新闻、信息和娱乐的主要提供者.这些 广播业的巨头实际上不仅塑造了电视,而且也塑造了我们对电视的理解.我们渐渐把显像 管看作是娱乐的来源,让自己成为这个生动的媒介的被动观众.

王菲今晚在台北小巨蛋开唱，一出场现身于冷冽的冬天场景中，她戴著白色头套、配上一袭全白洋装，还顶著银黑色眼罩遮住左眼，有如雪中精灵在舞台上飞舞。 好久不见台湾观众，她的心情似乎特好。唱完第3首歌《乘客》时，向来惜字如金的她还轻声说了“谢谢”，唱《又见炊烟》时，还俏皮起舞，台下粉丝也兴奋回应。 接续春天景色登场，王菲戴上鲜艳的红帽搭上黑色纱网，惧高的她还站上升高近2层楼的舞台，一路演唱《挣脱》、《天使...

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王菲今晚在台北小巨蛋开唱，一出场现身于冷冽的冬天场景中，她戴著白色头套、配上一袭全白洋装，还顶著银黑色眼罩遮住左眼，有如雪中精灵在舞台上飞舞。 好久不见台湾观众，她的心情似乎特好。唱完第3首歌《乘客》时，向来惜字如金的她还轻声说了“谢谢”，唱《又见炊烟》时，还俏皮起舞，台下粉丝也兴奋回应。 接续春天景色登场，王菲戴上鲜艳的红帽搭上黑色纱网，惧高的她还站上升高近2层楼的舞台，一路演唱《挣脱》、《天使》、《只爱陌生人》、《怀念》、《眷恋》、《我愿意》等。唱完第6首歌后，又再次说“谢谢”。 场景转换至夏天，王菲换上色彩俏丽的浅绿色上衣配粉红色裤子，演唱《开到荼靡》时还拿起红色大声公还原专辑里的演唱方式；紧接著唱了《小聪明》、《闷》、《光之翼》，粉丝欢呼不已。 王菲台北演唱会从今晚起一连唱到23日，不开记者会、庆功宴，24日就搭机回北京。
Faye wong tonight at Taipei arena yesterday, an appear appeared on chilliest reaches of winter scene, she wore a white wigs, match on one attack all white dress, still top cover with a silver black eye patch, like snow elves on stage and dancing. Long time no see Taiwan audience, her feelings seem especially good. Sing the first three song "passengers" have unfailingly she also said quietly, "thank you," sing "saw smoke", also nifty dance, bizet fans also excited response. In spring scene come on stage, WangFeiDai on bright-coloured red hat boarded black gauze nets, altitude of she still website increased nearly 2 floors of the stage, all singing "break", "angel", "love only strangers", "miss", "nostalgic", "I would like to" etc. Sing the first 6 havent, again say "thank you". Scene conversion to summer, faye wong change colour pretty reseda coat pink trousers, singing "open till the mandala Merle" also picked up red loudly and reduction of singing style; album? Following the sang "smart", "boring", "light", the wings of fans cheering unceasingly. Faye wong from Taipei concert tonight up a happy to 23, don't open press conferences, celebration dinner, 24 July flying back to Beijing.

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一个B社会老大在巷口睹住一个年青人，问他：一加一等于几。年青人很怕，想了很久说：等于二。B社会老大连忙掏出手枪杀了他。走了时候丢下一句：你知道的太多了。
开学第一天,老师问小明：“小明，1+1=?”小明说：“不知道。”老师说：“那你回家问问你的家人去。”小明去问妈妈，妈妈正在和别人吵架，小明问：“妈妈1+1=？”妈妈说：“王八蛋！”小明知道了1+1=王八蛋；小明又去问爸爸，爸爸正在喝啤酒，...

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一个B社会老大在巷口睹住一个年青人，问他：一加一等于几。年青人很怕，想了很久说：等于二。B社会老大连忙掏出手枪杀了他。走了时候丢下一句：你知道的太多了。
开学第一天,老师问小明：“小明，1+1=?”小明说：“不知道。”老师说：“那你回家问问你的家人去。”小明去问妈妈，妈妈正在和别人吵架，小明问：“妈妈1+1=？”妈妈说：“王八蛋！”小明知道了1+1=王八蛋；小明又去问爸爸，爸爸正在喝啤酒，小明问：“爸爸1+1=？”爸爸说：“爽！”小明又知道了1+1=爽；小明又去问爷爷，爷爷正在看电视，小明问：“爷爷1+1=？”爷爷说：“黑帮老大！”小明知道了1+1=黑帮老大；小明又去问姐姐，姐姐正在唱国歌：起来不愿做奴隶的人们！小明知道了1+1=起来不愿做奴隶的人们；小明又去问妹妹，妹妹正在唱儿歌：小兔子乖乖把门开开！小明知道了1+1=小兔子乖乖把门开开。第二天，老师问：“小明1+1=？”小明说：“王八蛋。”“啪”老师打了小明一巴掌，小明说：“爽。”老师莫名其妙地说：“谁教你的？”小明说：“黑帮老大。”老师吓了一跳，问：“小明你在干什么?”小明唱道：起来不愿做奴隶的人们。老师把小明关出门外，小明边敲门边唱到：小兔子乖乖把门开开。老师晕了A B to social eldest brother in the lane that has witnessed live a young man and asked him: one plus one equals a few. Young man is very afraid, thought for a long time said: equals two. B social eldest brother hurriedly tao shot and killed him. Go 1: do you know when leaving the too much.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked xiao Ming: "xiao Ming, 1 + 1 =?" Small clear say: "I don't know." The teacher say: "that you ask your family to go home." Xiao Ming ask mom, mom was and others before, xiao Ming asked: "mom 1 + 1 =?" Mother said: "bastard!" Xiao Ming know 1 + 1 = bastard, Xiao Ming went to ask daddy, daddy is drink beer, xiao Ming asked: "daddy 1 + 1 =?" Dad said: "great!" Xiao Ming and know 1 + 1 = great; Xiao Ming went to ask grandpa, grandpa is watching TV, xiao Ming asked: ?

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