She said,no,I mean he said,Oops,I mean Who said?Damn it,I mean When said?翻译

She said,no,I mean he said,Oops,I mean Who said?Damn it,I mean When said?翻译

习主席说,不是,我的意思是他说,哎呀,我的意思是“胡”说?该死,我是说“温”说?
注：老外无法准确发出“习”这个字的音,所以把 xi 读成 she 同理when who